February 6, 2010
Hi 78 Lo 69
Sunny and warm!
Lat/Lon 24 42.8 N, 81 5.4 W
Yesterday was our 1 year anniversary! It was 1 year ago that Sid and I met each other face to face. I flew to Seattle and he met me at the airport. 1 whole year and we haven’t killed each other yet! I think that’s a pretty good sign, don’t you?
We are in Marathon, on Vaca Key. Yesterday, we took the dinghy down to the end of Boot Key Harbor so that we could do some grocery shopping. On the way back from the store, we got pulled over by the Dinghy Police. I shit you not. And we almost went to prison for multiple dinghy violations!
We were cruising along through the harbor with the dinghy full of food, when we look behind us and there’s this big flat, kinda tug looking, boat with an official looking seal on the side of the pilot house. The driver and a uniformed officer were both waving at us. So we smiled and waved back. Then they hollered at us, so we slowed down and they motioned to us to come over to them.
“We saw you just fly through that prohibited area back there!” Officer Attitude yelled at us. It was hard to hear over the dinghy motor, so I said, “I’m sorry,… what did we do?” He repeated it. “You just flew through that shallow area and you were just churning up mud the whole way!” (That was total crap, but we weren’t going to argue.)
Sid drove us over to the boat and I grabbed a rail. Officer Attitude looked down on us in the dinghy. Standing with his feet far apart, and his hands on his belt, he said dryly, ”Lets see the safety equipment for this vessel. You got life jackets in there? I don’t see any. How about your registration? Have you got that in the vessel?”
“Not with us. It’s back at our boat.” Sid told him.
Officer Attitude wandered to the other side of the deck, spoke to someone on the radio on his shoulder. He came back quickly and informed us that our dinghy was not even registered. He said he called in the VIN number and it came back registered to someone else. The problem was, he couldn’t see the VIN number from where he was. It’s very tiny on the transom, UNDER the motor. Sid told him the dinghy WAS registered to us, but that we were in error in not having the new sticker on it.
He pointed a finger at Sid and squinted his eyes, and said, “This vessel is not registered to you. You’ve been in the state of Florida more than 60 days and you haven’t registered it! You know more than you are letting on here.”
Sid and I looked at each other… Is this guy for real???
The he announced, “I’m Officer Guererro, and I’m not usually on a Poop Boat. I’m usually out there.” And he pointed out toward town, I guess. (Hmmm, I’m starting to pick up on something here…)
He continued with, “ I don’t appreciate you coming here and tearing through the protected sea grass. You could have killed a manatee.”
(I’m sorry, but after seeing one, I’m pretty sure that hitting a manatee with a little dinghy would have killed US. And we weren’t ‘tearing’ any where, these harbors are ‘no wake’ zones.)
Then he says, “You committed several serious offenses here today.” And he crossed his arms at the wrist in the motion of hand cuffs! “You don’t have the proper safety equipment on board, you are supposed to have the stickers on the side, and the paper registration on board at all times. But I’m gonna let you off with a stern warning this time. You’d better get this stuff taken care of TODAY!”
Officer Guerero allowed us to leave and return to our boat with our groceries.
Ok, now I’m a huge supporter of Law Enforcement. I have a lot of respect for those guys, but it was sooo obvious that this guy had a nasty attitude and wanted someone to take it out on. Yes, we should have had life jackets. But the damn dingy IS registered, and we just needed to put the stickers on it. (Which we have done by now.) And where in a dinghy are you supposed to keep a piece of paper! It’s always wet inside the dinghy, and the wind blows stuff around. Geez!
A POOP BOAT? LOL! No wonder he was so bent outta shape!
“I’m not usually on a Poop Boat – I’m usually a real cop. But since I got caught with the Chief’s wife, I got busted down to dinghy patrol.”